UNEXPECTEDLY, MENSHEVIK DEFEATS BOLSHEVIK IN PORTLANDIA: Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler re-elected, beating Antifa-aligned rival Sarah Iannarone.
She of the skirts with images of Stalin, Mao and Che:
Perhaps it was providence: Priests Conduct Exorcisms in Portland and San Francisco to Ward Off Dark Forces of Antifa.
Related: From America’s Newspaper of Record: Sodom, Gomorrah Wondering Why America Hasn’t Been Obliterated Yet.