DISPATCHES FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU RATHERGATE:

● Shot: Ha! CBS News President Claims ‘We Are Unbiased, We Are Seeking the Truth.’

NewsBusters, Friday.

● Chaser: CBS’s Scott Pelley Loses a Fight Rigged in his Favor.

Instapundit, April 2nd, 2017.

● Hangover: CBS News: ‘According to a leading climate scientist, four more years of a Trump Administration is ‘game over’ for the climate.’

Climate Depot, today.

Wait, how are we still alive today? President [Obama] ‘has four years to save Earth.’

—The Grauniad, January 17, 2009.