JIM TREACHER: Indianapolis Social Activist Pretended to Be Both Black And Gender-Neutral.

But that’s not what caught my eye. What hooked me was this part:

Cole — who uses pronouns they/them

Oh, okay. This is one of those people who has decided that millions of years of evolution doesn’t apply to them, they’re somehow outside the laws of nature because they discovered k.d. lang at a young age, and so now the rest of us have to tiptoe around his her their pronouns.

Ever since the Dolezal mess, my biggest question has been: If Bruce Jenner has become a secular saint for deciding to be a different gender, why can’t somebody decide to be a different race? If biology doesn’t determine identity, why does biology absolutely determine that aspect of identity?

And now we have this Satchuel Cole person, who embodies both contradictions at once. What a brain-teaser this will be for our friends on the left! You’re a racist if you use Cole’s preferred racial designation, and you’re a transphobe if you don’t use Cole’s preferred pronouns. One identity is rigidly enforced, and the other one is whatever a person wants it to be at any time.

As Iowahawk tweets, “What does this make now, 4? These chicks should all get together and start a singing group called the White Supremes.”