KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: The Stay-At-Home Peasants Are Revolting. “Many people have been noting recently that the likelihood of mild acts of civil disobedience will increase the longer this goes on. Heck, my governor just extended his order here in Arizona and we haven’t even been hit that badly with it. At some point I’m going to need a clearer explanation about why I can’t go see my eye doctor.”

Because shut up, prole.