THE MATRIX IS CURRENTLY GLITCHING VERY BADLY:
● Tupac Shakur is alive and waiting for his unemployment in Kentucky.
● Gwinnett [Georgia] man named Speedy Gonzalez arrested, accused of mail fraud scheme.
● Life Imitates Monty Python: A Dead Parrot Lawsuit!
As Rev. Jim Ignatowski once said on Taxi, “I thought I was on my way to Nirvana. All I ended up with was recurring flashbacks of the original Mouseketeers.”