PATTON OSWALT: Americans Are Only ‘Risking Viral Death’ by Protesting Because They Miss Fuddruckers.

As Jim Treacher writes, “There’s a lot to unpack here, as the kids say. Or three things, at least. So let’s get to it.” Not least of which, “Patton Oswalt is not Anne Frank, so he’s right about that.” Read the whole thing.