PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: “I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone. Even as a kid, I was annoyed by people who wanted to tell everyone how to live.”

—Clint Eastwood to USA Today, January 25, 2004.

Chaser: Libertarian Clint Eastwood endorses anti-gun-stop-and-frisk-sugar-cop Mike Bloomberg.

—Twitchy, tonight.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Well, that’s a disappointment. Hope it cost Little Mikey a bundle, at least.

UPDATE (FROM ED): Elsewhere in the world of Hollywood royalty veering far left in their dotage: ‘Age doesn’t matter’: Dick van Dyke, 94, endorses Bernie Sanders, 77, and calls on the older generation to vote because it’s ‘the most important election since World War II.’

But then, isn’t every election “The Most Important Election In The History Of Mankind (This Time We Really Mean It!)?”

(Updated and bumped.)