NOT THE BABYLON BEE: McDonald’s Is Selling a Quarter Pounder Candle Pack With Scents Like Pickles, Beef and Cheese. “It’s recommended to burn all six candles in the set at the same time for ‘maximum deliciousness.’ First there was Gwyneth Paltrow’s, uh, floral candle — and now this.”
The 21st century is not turning out as I had hoped, to coin an Instaphrase.