GEE, I WONDER WHY CHRIS HITCHENS STOPPED GETTING INVITES TO THE SWANK BLOOMBERG PARTIES IN DC?

“To protest the petty ordinances of Mayor Bloomberg’s New York, the author went on a one-man crime spree: taking his feet off his bike pedals, feeding pigeons, and sitting on a milk crate, among other offenses. Why are the people of America’s most cosmopolitan city being treated like backward children?”

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