GET WOKE, GO BROKE: The Ratings Are in for the Oscars—and They’re Not Pretty.

If Hollywood really cared about the things they claim to care about, they wouldn’t hold these decadent, wasteful, planet-ruining awards ceremonies anyway. All of this could be handled with a group email. But then they wouldn’t get all the glory. Their narcissistic supply ain’t just gonna replenish itself!

Hollywood could significantly lower California’s carbon footprint by exiting the movie business entirely. Save the planet, movie industry!