December 2, 2019

DISPATCHES FROM THE WOKE OLYMPICS:

● Shot: Elizabeth Warren: My goal is to be the last president elected via the electoral college.

● Chaser: Harris: Marijuana Offenders Should Be ‘First in Line’ for Cannabis Industry Jobs.

● Hangover: Pete Buttigieg nods in agreement when leftist pastor says Mexican illegal immigrants are ‘coming back to land we stole.’

● The DTs: Biden Says He Loves ‘Kids Jumping On My Lap,’ Details Bizarre Leg Hair Story.

All the Democrats have to do is not be crazy, and they can’t even do that.

Posted at 5:45 pm by Ed Driscoll