COCAINE MITCH IS MAKING CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN: Deck the Halls with Mitch McConnell, Fa la la la la, la la la la; You Better Act Fast – This Offer Won’t Last.

“It features alternating photos of the smiling Senate Majority Leader wearing a Santa Claus hat and what else, snowflakes…Order yours here! CNN’s Jake Tapper tweeted a photo of the paper with the caption, ‘This is real.’”

Damn straight it is. Cocaine Mitch is definitely dreaming of a white Christmas.