IN SOVIET AMERICA, BANK ROBS YOU! Bank teller accused of attacking customer in home invasion: “Police in Maryland have arrested a bank teller accused of a home invasion of a customer who had recently withdrawn a large sum of money. The Harford County Sheriff’s Office said 19-year-old Nathan Michael Newell attacked a 78-year-old man and his stepdaughter Monday around 8:30 p.m. inside a Bel Air home. He got away but was arrested at the bank on Wednesday.”