WE NEED A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF RUSSIA UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE: Russia’s greatest Napoleonic reenactor was found drunk in a river with the severed arms of his lover in his backpack.
(Found via fellow Insta-co-blogger Charles Glasser, who tweets, “Your WTF hedline of the Month!” Well, so far, at least.)