FINALLY: Trump Awards Medal Of Bravery To Chewbacca For Heroic Deeds During Battle Of Yavin.

Snopes, The New York Times, and dozens of other unbiased, austere truth-tellers immediately debunked the image, pointing out that the Wookiee could not have been presented with the medal since Wookiees are not real. They also scoured charts of the universe but could not locate the gas giant Yavin or its fourth moon, suggesting that such a place may not exist.

“We contacted the White House, but no one has been able to provide historical evidence that the Battle of Yavin actually occurred,” wrote one CNN journalist. “Also, we have traced the original image to the 1977 film Star Wars, and it appears that the entire thing may have been doctored.”

Trump later fessed up that he was just having some fun. A court has ruled that having fun is an impeachable offense.

From the Babylon Bee, America’s Paper of Record.