YOUR DAILY TREACHER: Ilhan Omar Goes from Wrecking Homes to Guaranteeing ‘Homes for All.’

Housing crash? What’s that?

See, here’s how it works: Homelessness is bad. Everybody agrees on that, right? So that means giving people free housing is good. All you need to do is make it illegal for a person to not have a place to live. Presto! And after that, it’s just a matter of, y’know… building stuff. Whatever. That part’s easy. Hey, if we can put a man on the moon, we can build a few houses and maintain them for a person’s entire lifespan without them having to pay for any of it, right?

Oh, what’s that you’re saying? You want people to be homeless? Well, isn’t that nice. Why are you a racist?

Don’t worry, it should all be fine this time around.