I KNEW IT ALL ALONG: There are few articles I have ever read that I wanted so badly to be true. “Pork Fat is Officially One of the World’s Most Nutritious Foods.”

“Pork fat was given the nutritional score of 73. It bested other healthy food items like squash, salmon, and walnuts.”

Lest we forget Hitch’s brilliant expose of the bad rap endured by our planet’s most tasty animal.