THERE IS NO WAY ANY SATIRIST CAN IMPROVE UPON REAL LIFE FOR ITS PURE ABSURDITY:
Shot: Portland Police: ‘We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa.’
—The Babylon Bee today.
Chaser: Democratic presidential candidates Kirsten Gillibrand and Jay Inslee: Who or what is this Antifa you speak of?
—The Daily Wire, yesterday.