PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: Trump says cities are ‘a mess.’ They’re actually enjoying a golden age.

—The Washington Post, yesterday.

Chaser: 14 Baltimore neighborhoods have lower life expectancies than North Korea.

—The Washington Post, April 30, 2015. 

Way back in 2015, when the Washington Post was racist, to coin an Instaphrase.

Hangover: Chicago shootings leave 47 shot, 4 fatally; Mt. Sinai Hospital closes emergency room.

Chicago’s ABC affiliate, today.