NEW SOCIALIST “IT GIRL” LOSES GREEN NUDE EEL GHOSTWRITER: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Chief of Staff Saikat Chakrabarti Will Depart Her Office.
And so, as he flies the blue lady of the farting cows and airplanes into the sky, we say aloha, Five O’clock Chakrabarti and return to our duties. Let me remind you that the Weblog is open 24 hours a day for your dancing and dining pleasure.
(Classical allusion.)