AS LEGENDARY HIPSTER FRANK BURNS LIKES TO SAY, INDIVIDUALITY IS FINE, AS LONG AS WE ALL DO IT TOGETHER: Hipster offended his photo is in article about hipsters looking all the same, it isn’t him. “Eric contacted Getty Images. Getty looked in their archive for the model release. And came back to us with the surprising news: the model’s name wasn’t the name of our angry hipster-hater. In other words, the guy who’d threatened to sue us for misusing his image wasn’t the one in the photo. He’d misidentified himself. All of which just proves the story we ran: Hipsters look so much alike that they can’t even tell themselves apart from each other.”