FLORIDA MAN IMMANENTIZES ESCHATON: Pabst Blue Ribbon releases alcoholic coffee.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is venturing away from it’s traditional beer and heading into the coffee business.
PBR says its a hard coffee and with a 5% ABV that’s in a 11 oz. can.
It’s made with “rich, creamy milk and vanilla flavor.”
Unfortunately, you can’t get in Virginia right now since they’re only testing it in five states. You’ll have to drive to Pennsylvania, Maine, New Jersey, Florida or Georgia to try some.

Florida man on alcoholic coffee. What could go wrong?