THE SNEAKER WORLD ACHIEVED MAXIMUM WOKENESS LAST NIGHT: In case you missed it, according to the Wall Street Journal, “Nike Nixes ‘Betsy Ross Flag’ Sneaker After Colin Kaepernick Intervenes.” But (apparently the bots at) Adidas UK really went for the gold in the Woke Olympics yesterday:

Kate of Canada’s Small Dead Animals blog quotes one wag on Twitter who responded, “This is what happens when you fire all the humans and let badly programmed shit make the decisions.”