YOUR DAILY TREACHER: Pete Buttigieg Thinks God Is a Democrat Because God Doesn’t Pick Sides.
God doesn’t pick sides, and also God is on Buttigieg’s side. You shouldn’t use religion as a weapon, and also religion is Buttigieg’s weapon. God loves everyone, except Republicans.
Pete is famous for learning new languages, but maybe he should concentrate on mastering English.
Heh. Read the whole thing.