QUESTION ASKED: How Many of History’s Famous Men Would Survive Modern Standards? Including:

Teddy Roosevelt (1858-1919): The Rough Rider once said, “No, I’m not a good shot, but I shoot often.” He wasn’t kidding. TR would be regarded as having committed more modern evils than Trump.

Possessed of “toxic masculinity,” he becomes a target of feminists. Total ruin for Teddy comes when TMZ uncovers these old photos of him posing with dead lions, elephants, rhinos, and other game he killed while on safari in Africa. Social media immediately gives each of these animals cute names — Rick the Rhino, Simba the Lion, etc. — and then publishes Roosevelt’s phone number and street address.

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