WINNER DECLARED FOR IOWAHAWK’S EARTH WEEK CHALLENGE FOR “GRAND CHAMPION CARBONATOR OF 2019:” “Dame Emma Thompson, for her 5,400 mile private jet joyride to London to join the Extinction Rebellion climate protest! Nice job, Emma! Move a few Oscars on your mantle to make room for your most prestigious award yet!”
Given how radical environmentalism functions as a substitute religion (see also: Thompson, Emma), perhaps that last headline is a bit too on the nose.