OH, TO BE IN ENGLAND: Thousands in Britain left to go blind due to eye surgery rationing: Report.

But last year, former Social Democratic Party candidate Polly Toynbee assured Grauniad readers that “The NHS is our religion: it’s the only thing that saves it from the Tories,” complete with stained glass imagery in the article’s accompanying artwork. The artist who drew it though was more prescient than he could have ever imagined – both patients shown in the bottom left and right-hand panels literally have no eyes!