LIZ SHELD’S MORNING BRIEF: Psychotically incoherent with cookies, dog poop and much, much more. “Women enjoy record level unemployment, more women than ever are in public office and have more opportunities available to them and these chicks are playing dress-up in the 1800s. The true state of affairs was revealed when the white ladies stood up in cheered the president’s job statistics for women. That’s right, you can thank President Grab-a-P*ssy for that, handmaidens.”