GREAT MOMENTS IN DISPASSIONATE OBJECTIVITY: Politico’s congressional reporter pretty excited that ‘the kids are taking over the House!’

[Politico’s Rachael Bade] sounds excited. We’re not so excited. And we wouldn’t exactly say the kids are “taking over,” seeing as they voted to hand the gavel back to Nancy Pelosi, who’s 78 years old. 

She’s right though: While many in the new majority are getting a bit long in the tooth physically, the grownups are no longer running Congress. But really, what could go wrong this time…?