THE ROTHSCHILDS STRIKE AGAIN: Iranian commander accuses Israel of stealing Iran’s clouds and causing a drought.

Who does this guy think he is, a D.C. councilman?

Fortunately though, the solution is simplicity itself — just call Kate Bush and Donald Sutherland.

Update: The Times of Israel is, not surprisingly, having fun with this story:

With Iran currently experiencing water shortages causing protests in the southwest Khuzestan region, an Iranian general has accused Israel of stealing Iran’s clouds, and everybody is having a hearty laugh about it.

The paper goes on to embed a tweet from Shoshana Weissmann of DC’s R Street Institute and conservative journalist, who writes, “Weather status update: We apologize for the extreme heat in the northeast. We have repairmen coming to fix. You can track updates here. From, The Jews.” It’s followed by the parody Mossad Twitter account, who adds, “Iran. Seriously. You’re dealing with an enemy that controls your clouds, fault lines, and woodland creatures. Why would you want to mess with us?”

Heh, indeed.™

(Bumped.)