ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS NO ONE IS ASKING:

● Shot: Should “Fat Studies” Be Taught In School?

—Jezebel, November 4, 2010.

● Chaser: Colleges dropping ‘Fat Studies’ courses in 2018.

—The College Fix, January 17, 2018.

Found via “Orwell & Good,” who tweets, “Phew. I guess saddling yourself with tens of thousands of dollars of debt to become unemployable isn’t all that popular.”

● And finally, the hangover: Profs deride ‘weight loss’ as a ‘Western value.’

—Campus Reform, Thursday.

Rinse and repeat cycle until the education apocalypse is concluded.