POSTMODERN PARENTING: Parents win suit to kick 30-year-old deadbeat son out of their house.

Mark and Christina Rotondo were forced to the extreme-parenting measure after giving their layabout millennial boy Michael cash for moving expenses, pleading with him to get on with his life and finally sending written legal notices demanding he grow up and move out.

“Michael, After a discussion with your Mother, we have decided that you must leave this house immediately,” reads the first letter, dated Feb. 2.

It concludes: “You have 14 days to vacate. . . We will take whatever actions are necessary to enforce this decision.”

When my boys are finished with school, I probably won’t change the locks… but we’ll see.