IT MUST BE FISKING DAY AT INSTAPUNDIT! Here’s a great one looking at The New Yorker (have I reminded you how much more erudite and sophisticated than you they are? I will) and their incredible expose of the connection between a simple but tasty chicken sandwich, the knuckle-dragging cro-magnons who visit Chik-fil-A in between Klan rallies and how they are simply not welcome in New York? Have I reminded you how much more erudite and sophisticated than you The New Yorker is?

If you are reading this, you are nothing but a deplorable carbon-blob, clinging to your guns and bibles. And, apparently your chicken sandwiches, too.