DISPATCHES FROM THE DEEP END OF THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Scripps hosts ‘no whites allowed’ pool party.

A student organization at Scripps College will host a pool party Friday night exclusively for people of color, clearly stating that there are “no whites allowed.”

In fact, organizers of the event even provided attendees with an anonymous form to make sure no one enters who “would keep this experience from being a safe and comfortable one.”

Sure it’s a separate pool party, but it’s entirely equal to past events, to slightly modify a phrase popular among early 20th century Democrats.