ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS NO ONE IS ASKING: Pink pussyhats: The reason feminists are ditching them.

The reason: The sentiment that the pink pussyhat excludes and is offensive to transgender women and gender nonbinary people who don’t have typical female genitalia and to women of color because their genitals are more likely to be brown than pink.

“I personally won’t wear one because if it hurts even a few people’s feelings, then I don’t feel like it’s unifying,” said Phoebe Hopps, founder and president of Women’s March Michigan and organizer of anniversary marches Jan. 21 in Lansing and Marquette.

There is no way any satirist can improve upon the sheer absurdity of real life, especially when writing about far left SJWs in a red queen’s race to out-woke themselves.