NEWS YOU CAN USE: Strap a Shark Fin to Your Head, Sarah Hoyt overhears:

Yesterday my husband and I celebrated our wedding anniversary and — as one does — went out to dinner at a small, quaint Italian restaurant in the neighborhood, a place we’ve been meaning to try since we moved here a year and a half ago.

The place was lovely, the service superb, the food well balanced and we were having a great time when, from the table next to us — occupied by men in matching polos and women in business attire — came the following piece of advice “you need to do something to stand out. Strap a shark fin to your head, or something.”

Read the whole thing. Your mileage may very, but hey, it worked in the NFL for Kenny Gant…