BREAKING NEWS – MUST CREDIT MASHABLE! Dwayne Johnson confirms men will also wear black to the Golden Globes in protest of sexual misconduct.

Gentlemen, you can’t wear black tuxedos here – this is an awards show!

Update: “The idea, I assume, is that they’ll be wearing black shirts with their tuxes this year instead of white ones,” Allahpundit writes. “Better still, they could have outed some of the degenerates who are still being protected by a conspiracy of silence. Because you know and I know that plenty of people in that audience know those names. But no, they’re going to do the absolute metaphysical minimum by holding their big party as scheduled and dressing to the nines for it but adding a tiny element of darkness to suggest that they’re introspective and contrite. It’s so feeble, it’s worse than those colored lapel ribbons they used to wear to signal their virtue. And it’s so vain, in every sense, that it feels worse than not protesting at all.”