IT’S PHILIP K. DICK’S WORLD; WE’RE JUST LIVING IN IT: Annual sex robot convention is axed from London’s Goldsmiths university over fears it would provoke a terror attack by Muslim extremists.

“As a Sex Doll owner I have to say — we shall never be deterred by terrorists,” someone named “Jack Lovedoll” (I’m fairly certain that’s a nom de droid) replied to the news on Twitter. “As the saying goes within the Sex Doll community: ‘The only thing we have to fear is actual human contact itself.’”

Heh, indeed.™