As Iowahawk tweets, “We have achieved the Woke Singularity.”
And yes, it sounds like satire. But a Washington Post sportswriter tweets an announcement he was emailed by ESPN when he contacted them about the story:
Also from Iowahawk:
Ken Burns’ documentary on college football is gonna be awesome!
UPDATE (from Steve): HOT TAKE, NYT-STYLE:
This is your fault, proles.