THE 21st CENTURY ISN’T WORKING OUT THE WAY I HAD HOPED. Experience: my dog underwent gender reassignment surgery — Molly seemed like a perfectly normal female pup at first. It was only when she started taking walks outside that we noticed unusual behaviour.

Will transgendered dogs be allowed to serve in the military? In any case, Gary Larson’s “Far Side” cartoon wasn’t meant to be a how-to guide for life, to the best of my knowledge.