OK REUTERS, TRY WRITING THIS HEADLINE ABOUT ANY OTHER NATION: “Americans celebrate July 4 with leisure and gluttony.”
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UPDATE: Geez, doesn’t Reuters know that one man’s leisure and gluttony is another man’s exuberant pause from hard work while reflecting upon his nation’s bitterly-won freedom? Where’s Stephen Jukes when you need him?