THE TIME IS RIPE FOR VODKAPUNDIT TO START HIS OWN AIRLINE: Southwest Airlines Captain Congratulates Passengers After They Drink All the Plane’s Booze:

[Sportswriter Jimmy] Durkin called it a “Raiders flight,” but not because it was filled with Oakland Raiders players. These were just fans dressed [in] “Raiders paraphernalia.” They weren’t even “particularly rowdy,” just thirsty as hell.

Well, now it all makes sense.