PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot:

A vacationing President-elect Barack Obama slipped away from the traveling press pool that follows him wherever he goes, taking his two young daughters, family members and friends to Hawaii’s Sea Life Park.

— Lede for article with the earthshaking headline, “Obamas visit Hawaii sea park,” CNN.com, December 27, 2008.

Chaser:

Steady lads – keep it together, MSM.