IS THERE NOTHING IT CAN’T DO? CBS: Global warming explains why “Winters May Be Getting Colder In The Northeast.”

As recently as 2014, CBS’s Charlie Rose was pondering the end of snow and winter sports. But for once, Walter Cronkite, Rose’s equally enviro-crisis-obsessed predecessor at CBS may have been right after all:

Global warming? Global cooling? Then as now, both “crises” can no doubt be solved by “a benevolent world dictatorship of the enlightened elite, and mass transfer of wealth from rich nations to poor nations,” as the late Steven Den Beste quipped in his grand unified theory of left-wing causes.