THE LEFT MORPHED INTO JUDGE ELIHU SMAILS SO SLOWLY, I HARDLY EVEN NOTICED:
Shot:
As the elderly black female homeless Trump supporter was curled in the fetal position on the sidewalk while street swine jeered at her from all sides, a black man leaned over and told her that she’d brought it all on herself:
Didn’t I tell you about five minutes ago that somebody’s gonna walk by here and no, I would not defend you? ‘Cause you spewed hate, and you got hate. You got exactly what you were dishin’ out. I told you. I warned you on that.
The woman, still unidentified, had taken it upon herself to protect Donald Trump’s star on Hollywood Boulevard a day after “millionaire activist James Otis” had violently destroyed it last Wednesday morning with a pickaxe in a hissy-fit over news reports that Trump was, like, mean to women or something.
— “Violence in the Name of Compassion,” Jim Goad, Taki’s Magazine, today.
Chaser:
Sometimes Left-wing people are made angry by other people
Left-wing people care so much, it makes them hate people who don’t show that they care. These people are right-wing people. Left-wing people have given them a name. It is “Tory scum”. Left-wing people like to shout at the right-wing people and tell them that they are scum even when they aren’t listening.
Shouting at the Tories is another way to show that they care. Caring is very important to left-wing people.
Left-wing people care so deeply that they don’t have time for thinking and convincing. They use their precious time for shouting about caring.
Also, working-class people don’t know what left-wing people are saying, so it is helpful when they point to the right-wing people and shout “scum”. They think that working-class people do understand shouting and caring.
If you have observed someone and you are not sure if they are a left-wing person, seek their opinion on “the Tories”. If they start to shout and care, they are left-wing.
— “A handy guide to Left-wing people for the under 10s,” the London Spectator, October 28th.
Hangover:
You know, despite what happened, I’m still convinced you have many fine qualities and I think you can still become a gentleman some day if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. Danny, Danny, there’s a lot of, uh, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court today. I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t wanna do it, but felt I owed it to them.
—Ted Knight as Judge Elihu Smails in the 1980 comedy Caddyshack. I’m pretty sure though, that Knight and writer-director Harold Ramis hadn’t intended Smails to be a how-to guide for the left’s toxic blend of sanctimonious hate.
(H/T: 5’F.)