THE 21ST CENTURY IS NOT TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED: Kim Kardashian and the price of preening narcissism: “Of course, you wouldn’t wish an armed robbery on anyone. Not even someone daft enough to post a picture on Instagram of themselves wearing a £3.5million diamond ring. Security experts believe that the reality TV star’s obsession with social media updates, allowing fans to keep track of her every movement, may have helped the masked gang that ransacked her luxury Paris apartment. When your whole blingtastic existence is dedicated to showing off how rich you are, then greedy, unscrupulous men trying to get their hands on you’re the bling is regrettable, but hardly surprising.”