QUESTIONS NOBODY IS ASKING: Is your dog’s Halloween costume sexist?

Note that this is being asked at the Washington Post, a paper that once prided itself on toppling Republican presidential administrations, by an SJW disguised as a reporter who’s too chicken to petition her boss to stop selling his own “sexist” Halloween costumes for pets. As Iowahawk tweets, we’ve reached peak 2016. But with the election still over a month away, I suspect we ain’t seen nothin’ yet.