CRAZY LIKE A FOX: South Korea reveals it has a plan to assassinate Kim Jong Un.

South Korea has elite troops on standby ready to assassinate Kim Jong Un if the country feels threatened by North Korean nuclear weapons, the country’s defense minister revealed this week.

Asked in parliament Wednesday if there was a special forces unit already assembled that could eliminate North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, Han Min-koo said: “Yes, we do have such a plan.”

It seems unlikely that Seoul could actually pull off such a thing, given Kim’s secrecy, paranoia, and the level of protection he enjoys. Two weeks ago, South Korea announced a similarly unlikely plan to raze Pyongyang from the air. Perhaps the South is trying to provoke Kim into doing something stupid enough that the cabinet or the army instigates a coup against him.