THIS ISN’T THE 21st CENTURY I WAS PROMISED*. This is progress: Philadelphia mass transit to try out paint that ‘makes urine spray back on the offender.’  “How great is it that Philadelphia’s transit system, which by many accounts smells like a toilet, is called the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority, aka SEPTA?”

* Or was it? This is a headline that would be right at home in Soylent Green or Blade Runner.