HUH – I CAN REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS GOING TO BE THE DR. STRANGELOVE CANDIDATE IN THE ELECTION: Hillary’s reluctance to drink water causing tension with her staff: report.

To be fair, you really don’t want to risk sapping and impurifying your precious bodily fluids, as General Jack D. Ripper, who had a reset button of his own when dealing with the Russians, would say.